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Maybe if I said I did all the stages while naked? At a public range? On a Saturday? The weekend before local deer season?
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Hello and thank you for contacting us at the 24HRCFPC. I apologize for my partner's tardiness in responding to your inquiry, and I apologize for his retardiness in general.
In his absence I have determined that according to my faint remembrance of the rules and my blind trust that you actually passed each of the challenges (since I haven't bothered to actually go back and look at any of it) you HAVE earned the right to be named a 24HourCampfire Pistolero.
Congratulations on your feat of amazing amazingness!!! I would recommend that you immediately begin carrying a club with you to protect yourself from the scores of swooning hotties that will inevitably hear of your success and seek you out as a potential baby daddy.
Please contact RickBin for your complimentary pair of aviators and your $10,000 prize.
your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
My mommy will be sooo proud.
No club needed, thanks. Even if I had a million bucks peeking out of every pocket of my safari jacket, they'd still turn away.
Rick mentioned that I had to fill out form 3065, sections 22-71, to claim my prize. Anyone know where I can find that form?
Campfire Pistolero x2
Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else. -Ambassador Delenn, Babylon 5
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DeFlave does rulings. I'm just here for the math. BigDaddy DeFlave, are you in the house? I'd like to get rid of that dang "provisional"!
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Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else. -Ambassador Delenn, Babylon 5
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I have to make sure I can shoot as well as you do before I pass judgement.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I figure anyone can do it, (even you), if he puts in the time and ammo I did.
I shot through (just guessing, after all this time) 200-250 rounds over several days trying to complete all the stages. The toughest, the reload stage, took me 38 attempts.
I don't know why the Campfire hasn't produced a hundred Pistoleros. Heck, we've got 48,000 members (excluding spiders!), and what with the claimed expertise of our internet warriors...
(Yeah, I'm trying to rile up folks' pride.)
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OK man! I'm on it! Sheesh.
Grin....
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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It's been another two months, and I'm still at the bottom of the 24HRCF Pistolero Challenge rankings. It's lonely at the bottom!
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No it's not. I'm here with you.
Do you feel that hot breath against your ear? That's me.
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Did you ask 'feel', or 'smell'?
Have you passed the course? Without pics...
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Who even cares what it's about, winning this is like wrestling a girl. If you win, you have only beaten a girl, if you lose, holy crap, you were beaten by a girl... You must rassle with girls different than I rassle with girls... everybody wins, my way... 
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Dunno how I missed this thread last year. Oh, waitaminit, now I remember. I was dealin' with some serious scheit last March/April. Sucked to be me.
Oh, well, better now. I'm gonna try shootin' this thing tomorrow or the next day, if Bluedreaux still has that hostage target kickin' around.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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We'll be waiting with the proverbial bated breath.
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Bossmans, I hereby officially request consideration to be named a "Campfire Pistolero".
(Am I the first to get it all done?) Macrabbit is the official winner. Both in shooting, and patience. I need some snow to melt off and go shoot... Travis
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How's the weather out there?
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How can I go to a Campfire Pistolero reunion ten years down the line if no one else graduates with me?
C'mon pistoleros-- become Pistoleros!
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Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else. -Ambassador Delenn, Babylon 5
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[quote=macrabbit]How can I go to a Campfire Pistolero reunion ten years down the line if no one else graduates with me?
C'mon pistoleros-- become Pistoleros! [/quote
Look at it this way. You'll be class president
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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How can I go to a Campfire Pistolero reunion ten years down the line if no one else graduates with me?
C'mon pistoleros-- become Pistoleros! Holy schit this made me laugh. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Maybe somebody will bring the course of fire down to the hog hunt in March and we can have a mass pistolero induction.
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis
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