P.S. and tell us some more stories about your 4607 fps wonder..........Laffin.
1. you can't handle it...
2.:here ya are in your hippie/commie wannabe days... circa 79 or so..
ain't ya sweet there Sweetcheeks... I can see the truck stop future right there in your happy smile and that Spiffy hairdo..
I think I smacked some kid who looked like that, who was trying to hit on me when I passed thru Lewiston Idaho back in 78 or so....but I am sure it wasn't you....couldn't have been....
meanwhile I was busy serving my country, flying around in MedEvac Choppers and working in the hospital at Ft Lewis, with my bed pan and syringe...
Yeah, I hear you. It's all she has. Of course she dodged til the danger was past. Then did the nurse thing in peace time. You'd never know it by reading her version of her exploits, though.
Well Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton had the race card all tied up.. so I had to go what was left... some other jerk ran off with the LEO card, and didn't put the darn thing back....
Sweetcheeks? You really are a freak. Did you register in GP, like the law says you must do?
Yeah I went down to the Town Hall.. but they told me since you live over in Idaho, I didn't really need to purchase you a dog license... and its Ashland that requires a Homo License, not GP, so I didn't have to get you one of those either....
so the next time you are in town, you're good to go..
Yeah, I hear you. It's all she has. Of course she dodged til the danger was past. Then did the nurse thing in peace time. You'd never know it by reading her version of her exploits, though.
Well gee Slavey? don't tell me you are jealous?
I mean all of those Rambo episodes accredited at the Truck Stop in Lewiston to you were pretty impressive....
Plus you were AWESUM in Night Rider... you and that pimped out Trans AM...... never missed you in that series...
I mean you were mo' AWESUM than Schtick was in Blazing Saddles playing Mongo....
we are honored to have such stardom among us all here...
See ya in a month or two, as I'll be busy elsewhere...
but someone told me you were craving my presence with your homo fantasies again.. so I thought I'd stop in and give ya a thrill instead of reading about you in the ER again after trying to slit your wrists again....
pssssst, sniff-ty..... That thing is still hanging from yer sniffer. Good gawd man, wipe that stinking thing off.... Use a page of your funny papers if ya have to.
LMAO
This from a guy who gets ready for the twig by sucking fresh cowpies off the ground at 20 paces with one nostril plugged.
That thing is just too d@mn ugly to carry afield. Better send here to NC where our standards are lower.
no problem,
but first I need to take it afield and let it acquire some character marks like its cousins and bigger brothers before it follows someone else home............
As per always,it's fascinating that of all the things you can Imagine...results ain't one of them. Laffin'!
I find it curious,that you feel compelled to reiterate the obvious,in that you Do Nothing [bleep] who Whine the most,do the least. Congratulations?!?
Feel free to really knock it outta da park and hang a pic of yourself,if only to again quantify how/why your Nothingness makes total sense. Laffin'!
Appreciate your sharing all the things you almost did,with all the wares you almost had and from all the places you've almost been. Here's hoping one of you broke dick turd polishers can some day afford a camera,so you can share an image of The Do Nothing Gang living large at [bleep] Appelbee's.
Bless your heart.
BEST Thread Evah!
H22,
Swipe her Imagination and she'll have nothing left...which would be mean.
Do not slight the majesty of a plagiarized cartoon and it's hold upon Drooling Dumbfhucks.(grin)
Rogue,
You boys done feeshin'?
If I recall,Deer Season ain't none too far away.
'shooter,
Cain't know for certain,which rail you cite(as I've a goodly herd of 'em). If the query were LFB based,then it is a double-lugged 20MOA Marty Rail and I think highly of it in both Theory and Application.
Said rifle is [bleep] nearly a [bleep] hoot.(grin)
Burns,
Noone could slight that you are a Whining [bleep] of repute. Congratulations?!?
Say sumptin' "proprietary".
Laffin'!
'bow,
Which excuse(s) do you figure to use as of late,to "smooth over" the fact that your [bleep] ain't left the couch? Laffin'!
Feel free to use as much Imagination and Pretend as you deem requisite,to dupe yourself.
Looking forward to the excuses and even more of your PretendFu.
Laffin'!
'slave,
You's fixing to get Imaginary Pretend Ignored,if not Cartooned. These [bleep] ain't Imagining to Pretend,as their "best" really IS this "good". Laffin'!
WHERE do these incredible [bleep] stupid dumbfhucks come from??!??
Wow +P+
SLM,
Had a brace of Albino Gophers give me the slip yesterday.
Was hoping to get some Blurtitude...but the light has been tough and it snowed last night.
Global Cooling do have it's perks.
Film t 11:00.
Shefire,
You Addled Do Nothing [bleep],what didja' almost do lately...besides Imagine and Pretend?!?
Laffin'!
Gee,
As per always...I cain't know if you are bitching or bragging?!?
Excuses? No excuses here. What I am almost did today you ask? All I did today was install a boat load of new granite in the humble abode I have down south and then took a nice casual stroll on the black sands with a cold beer scouting out a spot to do a little feeshing. Just a lazy day. Beats the hell out of azzcrack Alaska where it be freezing over by now. What is it you've almost done besides count your boolits in your zombie shelter and lament about all the yarns you've spun about your almost great Alaskan adventures? Keep the crap coming as your only cool here.
Spent a few days on the salt, filling coolers full of Rocks and Lings. We landed a few silvers and couple very nice chinook. Ate the tard out of crab. All while talking Hart Mountain antelope rifle tags.
Been hitting the Middle Rogue pretty hard for late spring/early fall fish. Netted a 30ish pounder for a pard the other day.
Got out for some for fall bear, just dinks so far, one was close enough but not bragging level. Rifle elkin it this year in Nov and rifle blacktail starts 28 September.
WHERE do these incredible [bleep] stupid dumbfhucks come from??!??
Coos County Oregon.... Craig Alaska....
Places like that... full of trailer trash and uneducated morons who usually dropped out of or got kicked out of High School.....
spend half their lives or more living on welfare, growing dope, making meth.. samplin too much of their product when they ain't busy getting drunk instead....and other stuff that stunts their growth
ya know places where they get locked up when they think they are 10 ft tall and bullet proof.. and then run off at the mouth in court and find themselves getting extended sentences for contempt of court...
have fat spouses and bald heads....
ya know, they come from places like that....
and now ya know....
oh, and I forgot to add that one over in Lewiston Idaho...
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