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Subject: Building permit


I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 foot tall and 400 foot wide, with 9 gun turrets at
various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green
with pink trim.

The City Council told me; "Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."

Work starts on Monday.

I love this country. It's the Government I'm afraid of.