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Re: Jesus Christ JohnMoses #8118803 10/01/13
Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,215 OK Deerwhacker444 Campfire Ranger
Deerwhacker444 Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,215 OK	Originally Posted by JohnMoses My guess is a few blame God for their unhappiness & misfortune. Probably, mostly Ex-Lepers...

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Re: Jesus Christ Steelhead #8118814 10/01/13
Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 15,864 AL, USA HugAJackass Campfire Ranger
HugAJackass Campfire Ranger Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 15,864 AL, USA	Originally Posted by Steelhead The only thing I know for certain about God is that He truly has a great sense of humor. I think you've got a good grip on Him. As far as man caves go, the dude liked to get his hands dirty too much. He couldn't sit still long enough to enjoy a man cave. Man caves are for heathens! "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams Turdlike, by default.

Re: Jesus Christ Deerwhacker444 #8118815 10/01/13
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121 S Steelhead OP Campfire Oracle
OP Steelhead Campfire Oracle S Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121	Sweet Jesus folks, enjoy the day, I am. Something to brighten things up! "Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"

Re: Jesus Christ Steelhead #8118817 10/01/13
Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,215 OK Deerwhacker444 Campfire Ranger
Deerwhacker444 Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,215 OK	Originally Posted by Steelhead Funny how some folks get all twisted out sorts because I ask if Jesus Christ would have a man cave. If Jesus did have a Man Cave,..you can bet all his Wood furniture would be Top Notch.! None of that Amish junk...

Re: Jesus Christ Deerwhacker444 #8118827 10/01/13
Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State RWE Campfire Ranger
RWE Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State	Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444 Originally Posted by Steelhead Funny how some folks get all twisted out sorts because I ask if Jesus Christ would have a man cave. If Jesus did have a Man Cave,..you can bet all his Wood furniture would be Top Notch.! None of that Amish junk... Frankly, anywhere I could lay back and eat pita's with hummus and drink wine while having ex-hookers wipe my feet with their tears and hair has got to be a good place to take it easy for a while.

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Re: Jesus Christ RWE #8118836 10/01/13
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121 S Steelhead OP Campfire Oracle
OP Steelhead Campfire Oracle S Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121	Likely, but like all of us, He did have His cross to bare.... "Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"

Re: Jesus Christ RWE #8118840 10/01/13
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,042 arizona K krp Campfire Ranger
krp Campfire Ranger K Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,042 arizona	Originally Posted by RWE Jesus jokes don't bother me. I look at it this way; from a Biblical perspective, a Christian should expect to be ridiculed. In that light, it's just living the prophecy. And if the discussion turns downhill, then I know that my gift is not attempting conversion over the internet. Jesus had some pretty thick skin. Why shouldn't I? Yep... imagine how many times a day he is cursed with vulgarities by some of the 7 billion folks that experience personal misfortune... thick skin and probably accepts lighthearted humor at his expense to offset the vitriol. Kent

Re: Jesus Christ Steelhead #8118844 10/01/13
Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State RWE Campfire Ranger
RWE Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State	Originally Posted by Steelhead Likely, but like all of us, He did have His cross to bare.... Good point. I'll skip the pedicure.

Re: Jesus Christ FieldGrade #8118852 10/01/13
Joined: May 2007 Posts: 7,766 Arizona THOMASMAGNUM Campfire Outfitter
THOMASMAGNUM Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2007 Posts: 7,766 Arizona	Originally Posted by FieldGrade No but I know a southern spelunker that once found a ring. It wasn't a brown one was it?....

Re: Jesus Christ RWE #8118857 10/01/13
Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC T tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter
tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter T Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC	Originally Posted by RWE Frankly, anywhere I could lay back and eat pita's with hummus and drink wine while having ex-hookers wipe my feet with their tears and hair has got to be a good place to take it easy for a while. Never understood why church isn't like that.

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Re: Jesus Christ krp #8118861 10/01/13
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121 S Steelhead OP Campfire Oracle
OP Steelhead Campfire Oracle S Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121	Originally Posted by krp Originally Posted by RWE Jesus jokes don't bother me. I look at it this way; from a Biblical perspective, a Christian should expect to be ridiculed. In that light, it's just living the prophecy. And if the discussion turns downhill, then I know that my gift is not attempting conversion over the internet. Jesus had some pretty thick skin. Why shouldn't I? Yep... imagine how many times a day he is cursed with vulgarities by some of the 7 billion folks that experience personal misfortune... thick skin and probably accepts lighthearted humor at his expense to offset the vitriol. Kent Yes sir. I'm sure He can take a jab in the ribs.... "Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"

Re: Jesus Christ tjm10025 #8118867 10/01/13
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121 S Steelhead OP Campfire Oracle
OP Steelhead Campfire Oracle S Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121	Originally Posted by tjm10025 Originally Posted by RWE Frankly, anywhere I could lay back and eat pita's with hummus and drink wine while having ex-hookers wipe my feet with their tears and hair has got to be a good place to take it easy for a while. Never understood why church isn't like that. You're obviously not LDS... "Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"

Re: Jesus Christ Steelhead #8118868 10/01/13
Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC T tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter
tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter T Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC	I knew a man who took some of that in college. He kept having awful flashbacks. No matter how many times he changes his address, they find him.

Re: Jesus Christ tjm10025 #8118876 10/01/13
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121 S Steelhead OP Campfire Oracle
OP Steelhead Campfire Oracle S Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121	Latter Day Saints........ I think you're the LSD guy... "Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"

Re: Jesus Christ Steelhead #8118878 10/01/13
Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 South Florida deflave Campfire Sage
deflave Campfire Sage Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 South Florida	I just hope Mickey doesn't see my comments about southern folk because he still has my rifle... Travis Originally Posted by Geno67 Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Originally Posted by Judman Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. Originally Posted by KSMITH My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house

Re: Jesus Christ deflave #8118879 10/01/13
Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State RWE Campfire Ranger
RWE Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State	Originally Posted by deflave I just hope Mickey doesn't see my comments about southern folk because he still has my rifle... Travis He won't check the internet until he's finished.

Re: Jesus Christ deflave #8118886 10/01/13
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121 S Steelhead OP Campfire Oracle
OP Steelhead Campfire Oracle S Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 96,121	I sent them to his Twitter account. "Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"

Re: Jesus Christ RWE #8118888 10/01/13
Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 South Florida deflave Campfire Sage
deflave Campfire Sage Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 South Florida	Last time we spoke he asked if I was a "Steelhead wannabee?" after he saw my yellow/black McMillan... Travis Originally Posted by Geno67 Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Originally Posted by Judman Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. Originally Posted by KSMITH My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house

Re: Jesus Christ Steelhead #8118890 10/01/13
Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 South Florida deflave Campfire Sage
deflave Campfire Sage Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 South Florida	Originally Posted by Steelhead I sent them to his Twitter account. You confederate lovin' POS. (Just kidding Mickey) Travis Originally Posted by Geno67 Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Originally Posted by Judman Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. Originally Posted by KSMITH My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house

Re: Jesus Christ Olaf #8118893 10/01/13
Joined: May 2001 Posts: 18,345 S. Utah Steve Campfire Ranger
Steve Campfire Ranger Joined: May 2001 Posts: 18,345 S. Utah	Originally Posted by Olaf Such childish abuse is always reserved for Christianity because it's safe to do so. One never sees these brave hearts spewing insults at Muhammed . . especially in a Muslim neighborhood . . . . that's not safe . . Would Mohammed have done Mary Magdelins man cave? Carpe' Scrotum

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