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You're right, we all apologize. We don't seem to want to accept the fact that we're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke.
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That Samuel Johnson knew his stuff. To wit:
�Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.�
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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I bet bigsqueeze coulda kicked TAK's azz. Too bad he died, now we'll never know. Hummmmmmm.
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I bet bigsqueeze coulda kicked TAK's azz. Too bad he died, now we'll never know. Hummmmmmm.
1flier Great post! LOL
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I bet bigsqueeze coulda kicked TAK's azz. Too bad he died, now we'll never know. Hummmmmmm.
1flier I would pay good money to watch those two fight.
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I bet bigsqueeze coulda kicked TAK's azz. Too bad he died, now we'll never know. Hummmmmmm.
1flier I would pay good money to watch those two fight. You'd better watch it. I'm also good at flingin' smooth stones.
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Wow, now you've starred in a chapter in the bible too?
I'm Irish...
Of course I know how to patch drywall
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The whole point is carrying a Piranta ONLY, is borderline stupid. If you are in the woods, you need a no-schidt blade that you can baton wood with to keep the hypothermia/reaper off of your azz, so a decent REAL blade isn't an option. The Piranta is so light, there is no reason NOT to take one if game processing is hopefully on the menu. If you have to skin out a bear's pads or get the skull out of a hide, a proper skinning knife is a [bleep] tool to accomplish that with. Both have their role, and if you are a gram weenie, do burpees and buy a barbell. That's some funny [bleep] right there.
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Wow, now you've starred in a chapter in the bible too? Damn Dan, I'm IMPRESSED! I really doubted anyone would catch that!
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How about this for a quote:
"The man who drinketh the wine of self-importance is just as drunk as the one who worships at the altar of the grape."
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Didn't you write the bible?
One night on sentry duty?
While gathering enemy intel?
In full face paint? of course.
And pooping in your pants?
With your night vision scope dialed to 916 meters?
And you woman's shakeweight along to keep yourself loose?
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Here's a joke: One time TAK went hunting.... ...please quite laughing I haven't got to the punch line yet!  I think TAK and Kute should hunt together. The critters wouldn't stand chance...
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Didn't you write the bible?
One night on sentry duty?
While gathering enemy intel?
In full face paint? of course.
And pooping in your pants?
With your night vision scope dialed to 916 meters?
And you woman's shakeweight along to keep yourself loose?
If you are going to type funny [bleep], it really helps to be capable of doing so, otherwise you just sound like a dumbazz. 1) Didn't write it but I know who did 2) Check 3) Check 4) Check. During SFQC, I got dysentery and [bleep] my pants on a 6mi timed run. If you fell out, you did the duffel-bag drag to Bragg. I made it. 5) NOD's don't work at 916m, at least not the ones they had before I retired.
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Didn't you write the bible?
One night on sentry duty?
While gathering enemy intel?
In full face paint? of course.
And pooping in your pants?
With your night vision scope dialed to 916 meters?
And you woman's shakeweight along to keep yourself loose?
If you are going to type funny [bleep], it really helps to be capable of doing so, otherwise you just sound like a dumbazz. 1) Didn't write it but I know who did 2) Check 3) Check 4) Check. During SFQC, I got dysentery and [bleep] my pants on a 6mi timed run. If you fell out, you did the duffel-bag drag to Bragg. I made it. 5) NOD's don't work at 916m, at least not the ones they had before I retired. You [bleep] in your PT shorts? Hopefully you were running in the back of the pack or had a depend on.
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I just finished cutting and wrapping my pronghorn. That thin sharp blade was nearly ideal for separating muscles on the quarters.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Ya well, I bet you cant cut a cord of wood with it like TAK did with his survival knife this afternoon, while knitting a sweater.
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I don't wear sweaters. But if I did, they'd have two X's on the front......
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Didja hafta sharpen it on a river rock?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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River rocks are for sissies.....I sharpened it on my pecker.
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Didn't you write the bible?
One night on sentry duty?
While gathering enemy intel?
In full face paint? of course.
And pooping in your pants?
With your night vision scope dialed to 916 meters?
And you woman's shakeweight along to keep yourself loose?
If you are going to type funny [bleep], it really helps to be capable of doing so, otherwise you just sound like a dumbazz. 1) Didn't write it but I know who did 2) Check 3) Check 4) Check. During SFQC, I got dysentery and [bleep] my pants on a 6mi timed run. If you fell out, you did the duffel-bag drag to Bragg. I made it. 5) NOD's don't work at 916m, at least not the ones they had before I retired. You [bleep] in your PT shorts? Hopefully you were running in the back of the pack or had a depend on. I did move to the back of the formation out of courtesy. We had no PT shorts in those days. Real men ran in jungle boots and OG 107 pants. This walking legend was leading the run and saw my dilemma and later gave me a postive spot report for my perseverance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZA6ftXxvMQ
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