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Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
10. You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun as a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And The Number One Reason Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.
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Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
10. You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22.
Actually, you might be able to get 2 or 3 22's for a 44 or 45...
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11. A gun doesn't go off on you for no fugging reason.
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But women prefer guns over men because they can trade in a snubby for a longer barrel.
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11. A gun doesn't go off on you for no fugging reason. Unless it is a Remington.
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11. A gun doesn't go off on you for no fugging reason. Unless it is a Remington. But you can get that Remington fixed.
Originally Posted By: P_Weed
I never met a gun I didn't like.
SEdge,
I have an AMT Hardballer I can fix you up with.
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11. A gun doesn't go off on you for no fugging reason. Unless it is a Remington. Let me go make some popcorn 
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. � WARREN G. BENNIS
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11. A gun doesn't go off on you for no fugging reason. I've seen a ?Savage double barrel that would go off if you took the safety off and bumped the but on the floor. Also, a marlin ? Bolt 22 mag would do the same on occasion, and I can't remember if it had to be off safety.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
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I had a semi auto mini 14 that went off every friggin time I pulled the trigger, until the magazine was empty. Who knew?
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Guns are better than women because an old gun only needs a little lubricant to get it slicked up and working good as new again.
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How about this...
Why men prefer women with guns? (good looking ones)
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This topic is off limits to democrap metrosexuals like you NWA...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Saw this in a magazine and loved it.
Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
10. You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun as a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And The Number One Reason Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun. This pearl of wisdom is from one of my sons: 11. A gun won't stay mad at you for a month. Thanks, David!
Last edited by achadwick; 11/15/13.
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This topic is off limits to democrap metrosexuals like you NWA... I can see how living in a bubble with like minded Kool-Aid drinkers you feel that way.....By the way...what in the he11 is a metrosexual? Is that something that you have on your side of the world?
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And a gun normally only has one trigger, and you can always find it.
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This topic is off limits to democrap metrosexuals like you NWA... I can see how living in a bubble with like minded Kool-Aid drinkers you feel that way.....By the way...what in the he11 is a metrosexual? Is that something that you have on your side of the world? Somebody you voted for...twice...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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