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At Six Flags every winter they set up Christmas lights and serve hot chocolate and have little campfires scattered all through the park. So it's somebody's job to stand in the little fence with a stick and poke a campfire all night long, surrounded by Christmas lights and music and families that are generally in great moods (but you don't have to actually deal with anyone because you've gotta keep the fire fed)....PERFECT JOB!!! ![[Linked Image]](http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z118/Bluedreaux/E2069F5B-4A1B-4ED6-80CE-D32B228C6159-6677-0000100C74C2C6F5_zpsdb86bc2d.jpg)
your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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Can you drink on the job?
Gun Shows are almost as comical as boat ramps in the Spring.
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I thought YOGA instructor was the perfect job?
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
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I thought YOGA instructor was the perfect job? Correction: YOGA observer....
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Pshaw, Playboy photog 
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Gun Shows are almost as comical as boat ramps in the Spring.
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Got it - I hate to see a clever post go without comment.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Dang! I thought all along that you done had the perfect job. 
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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Dang! I thought all along that you done had the perfect job. I decided I should stop trying to put out little fires and start building them. Should be a lot more relaxing!
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your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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Makes sense! Then you can just sit back and watch. Yeah, good for you.
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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Remember the episode of "Cheers" when Norm got a job tasting beer, and at the end of the week , they handed him a paycheck. He said "Oh No I couldn't"... thats when you know you have the "perfect job"
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I thought YOGA instructor was the perfect job? Correction: YOGA observer.... Why observe when you can instruct *and* observe  ![[Linked Image]](http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Best_3d9507_1208666.jpg)
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Way to go, Blue! I agree with you on this one. Nice.
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As I posted on the unemployment thread, jobs can be fun. Squirt bottle operator/judge at a wet tee shirt contest is hard to beat!
Have a good day man. In honor of personal freedom and the open squirrel season, I think I'll go put a hole through dinner's head.
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Darn, I thought you were giving up the blue for a job as a porn star scout. 
Last edited by eyeball; 12/30/13.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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I always thought that quality control officer at a brothel would be an interesting career.
...but as sure a bears [bleep] in the woods I would end up in a male bordello as that is how the world works.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Remember the episode of "Cheers" when Norm got a job tasting beer, and at the end of the week , they handed him a paycheck. He said "Oh No I couldn't"... thats when you know you have the "perfect job" lol!!!
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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