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This man has to buy a gift for his wife.
With no idea what to buy, he goes into a woman's clothing shop.

A sales lady suggests a filmy night gown.
The man is shocked at the price of $85 for such a tiny bit of material, but is assured the wife will love it.

Arriving home, he presents it to his wife.
She is thrilled with the gift, and leaves the room to put it on to model it for him.

Once disrobed, she decides to skip the gown, and just wear nothing but her high heels.

She enters the room the husband is in, and says" What do you think?"

Husband, "For $85, you'd think they would iron it."

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how many of you are brave enough to copy and text this to your wives ?


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Originally Posted by Swamplord
how many of you are brave enough to copy and text this to your wives ?


message sent.


http://pin.it/_WJQ2xO

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I read it to my wife, all good jokes need an audience

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Sent it to a friend of mine and he gave it to his wife. He is now being repaired in the hospital.

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