Sven and Ole were talking one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, "Ya know,
I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only dis year I'm a gonna do
it a little different. Da last few years, I took your advice about where to go."
"T'ree years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Lena got pregnant."
"Den two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Lena got pregnant again."
"Last year, you suggested Tahiti and darned if Lena didn't get pregnant again."
So Ole asked Sven, "So, what ya gonna do dis year dat's so different?"
And Sven says, "Dis year I'm taking Lena with me."

For the time is coming when people will not put up with sound doctrine, but having itching ears, they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own desires, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander away to myths.