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No comparison.
Crabs just make you go to the drug store and be subjected to a smart ass clerk hollerin' out,
"Get a bottle o'that crab dope off the shelf, Nadine!! We got a scratcher out here!!"
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Wait a minute, do I have this right ???
Johnson cut his what ??
Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars
and climb on every rung.
May you stay......Forever young
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Maybe it will become a fad We can only hope!
...making America shoot straight again.
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Campfire Oracle
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It was a bit embarrassing,...but not nearly enough to make me lop my dick off and go screaming off down the street.
In fact,...I considered taking the last half of the bottle of crab dope and going back for round two.
I just couldn't figure out a good way to approach her about it.
That was some good stuff.
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Campfire Ranger
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Illiterate fool. The instructions are to shave your junk and drink a can of OJ, not cut off your junk and run and jump like O.J.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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Wait a minute, do I have this. right ???
Johnson cut his what ??
Gonna be callin' him Aintno Johnson from here on out.
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Campfire Oracle
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It all came back to him when he stumbled out to smoke a cigarette on the steps,..and the "boyz" were waiting for him on the curb,...talkin' 'bout,..
"Whoooooo-EEEEeeeeeeee!,...you sho 'nuff was givin' ole Tiffany the rough treatment own the hood o'yo cah las' nite!,...sheeeeeit". What he caught from Tiffany would make his dick fall off anyway.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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I was young and bashful back then.
Today,...I'd just knock on her door,..hand her the crab dope, and say,
"Rub summa this on ya booger. I'll be back day after tomorrow".
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My Mom always said, "if you can't say something good then don't say anything at all." GOOD.
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B, ya bes in rare form. Bwahhahaa.
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My diploma is a DD214
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Hope it is the beginning of a new fad............
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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I bet he won't have the balls to do that again.
Originally Posted By: P_Weed
I never met a gun I didn't like.
SEdge,
I have an AMT Hardballer I can fix you up with.
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Illiterate fool. The instructions are to shave your junk and drink a can of OJ, not cut off your junk and run and jump like O.J. Lol! But to be akkerit, it's EAT a can frozen OJ, THEN shave yer junk...
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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But to be serious for a moment, this dick self-slashing behavior is a hallmark for PCP toxicity. "No hard drugs involved"... I am HIGHLY skeptical.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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"No hard drugs involved"... I am HIGHLY skeptical. I just call BS.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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Those Africans are into that genital mutilation.
Dont they usually tie a vine to their pecker and jump off a bamboo tower or some jive?
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I was young and bashful back then.
Today,...I'd just knock on her door,..hand her the crab dope, and say,
"Rub summa this on ya booger. I'll be back day after tomorrow". The shaving movement has made those things just about extinct
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Im just all broken up over it.  not.
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[the member formerly known as fluffy}
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Good news is he won't be makin' no babies.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
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