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APRIL 22--A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.
As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an �unknown object� in the teenager�s crotch during a search.
The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a �North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,� according to a Kingsport Police Department report.
A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver--which is four inches in length--had been �stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.� The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.
In a TSG interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was �ransacked� last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, �Oh, gosh.� He noted that he would eventually like �the little fellow� returned, but added that the weapon would require �a bath in bleach.�
Archer, seen in the above mug shot, was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility. According to a jail official, Archer was released from custody after posting $6000 bond.
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A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver--which is four inches in length--had been �stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.� The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman.
you think he wants it back? When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, �Oh, gosh.� He noted that he would eventually like �the little fellow� returned, but added that the weapon would require �a bath in bleach.� yep. The "holster" ![[Linked Image]](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/dallasarchermug.jpg)
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Pretty sure I don't want to see that either.
Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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I have heard of a PUNT gun before...but not a...
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gun all covered up in skank juice
no thanks I would not want it back
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Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal penile facility.
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I'd take a run at it. Had worse.
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Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal penile facility.
Excellent!
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I'd take a run at it. Had worse.
Better clear the chamber first.
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[quote=jnyork] The "holster" Would that be a clam-shell holster?
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You would be amazed at what can be stuck up a butt. Any of the cops on here can vouch for that.
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You would be amazed at what can be stuck up a butt. TMI derb. TMI. Travis
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We invented "eye bleach" here at the campfire....
What kind of bleach do we use for this problem?
It really is the revolver that has the problem here....
Revolver bleach?
Has any revolver ever needed bleach before this happened?
Something clever here.
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I'd take a run at it. Had worse.
Better clear the chamber first. I would bet she's had experience with more than one loaded gun which didn't go off and figured it would be safe to carry in her "vagi-holster".
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Great...Now we're going to see Vagisil next to the Hoppe's No. 9...
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Depending on her grooming habits that thing may have a hair trigger now....
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.22 handguns are for pussies.
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