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A serious student of the "Armchair Safari" always looking for Africa/Asia hunting books
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And if any of those are combined with chicken legs and a fireplace the message is "dickhead here".
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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'Black ducks located' ![[Linked Image]](http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n29/birddown/hunt/trollspotullmann.jpg)
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'Black ducks located' That's clearly the wrong camo pattern for that neighborhood.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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Yo mutha phugger. Help me up !!! ![[Linked Image]](http://s30.postimg.org/rhl8xiq1t/stereotype.png)
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'Black ducks located' That's clearly the wrong camo pattern for that neighborhood. [quote=Theo Gallus][quote=kamo_gari]'Black ducks located' ...i think thats the new stink, and pizz-repellant, Under Bridge pattern from MOSSY BUM. ...even the dogs like "what da fugg, dad?" Lets split.
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Trump HAD the World, ", Trump saw our children, "
Trump saw a way to make a brighter day so he started giving
There was a choice he was making, he was saving our own lives
Its true he made a brighter day for you and me. --Trump WINS 2016
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Yo mutha phugger. Help me up !!! Now that's some funny chit.
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One of my favorites was for the cell warriors, screaming what they were going to to to us when they got out on the street, was to place two fingers of the right hand on the chest and one finger from the left hand on the head. Some of them got it, most had to have it explained to them.
The LEO's will get it.
Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
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Two bullets to the chest, one to the head?
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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Two bullets to the chest, one to the head? 
Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
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Yo mutha phugger. Help me up !!! I thought Colonel Sanders changed his recipe.
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THEY need some kind of 'sign' because they damn certain can't speak English!!
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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I live in a tough neighbor hood.. ![[Linked Image]](http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q95/claysetc/AVITARS/gangsta-grandmas_zps1bdef57c.jpg)
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Does anyone remember the movie "Airplane" with Leslie Neilson? The "Don't call me Shirley, movie"?
The flight attendant is trying to get a food order from two black guys sitting together and she can't understand them. An elderly white lady steps in and says she can interpret "jive" and then proceeds to do just that....pretty funny stuff.
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'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
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Bet babe, slide a piece a the porter. Drinkside run the java..
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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I live in a tough neighbor hood.. WHOA!, its the babushka bangers. My grandma, and mother for that matter WOULD punch you right in the mouth if they thought you deserved it. Ducked some swings over the years.
Trump HAD the World, ", Trump saw our children, "
Trump saw a way to make a brighter day so he started giving
There was a choice he was making, he was saving our own lives
Its true he made a brighter day for you and me. --Trump WINS 2016
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Yo mutha phugger. Help me up !!! Sunday morning at the White House.
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Yo mutha phugger. Help me up !!! Only item missing is a bottle of Colt 45 Molt liquor ,the black mans Holy Water..
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