Earl walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only
pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no
male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that
it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing
with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was
completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss,
he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of
professionalism.
Earl then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to
discuss, but, I get erections every day that last more than four
hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I
was wondering what you could give me for it.'
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is
the absolute best we can do. 1/3 ownership in the store, a company
pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 per month in living expenses.
