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![[Linked Image]](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FQl6-3-_h_4/UXdx9XloC2I/AAAAAAAALF8/s7ChYbOtPlE/s640/3-hillbillies.jpg) A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?" "No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Wind in my hair, Sun on my face, I gazed at the wide open spaces, And I was at home.
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Not bad.... 
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Campfire Ranger
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 Where's Woody?? He might verify this
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish! ![[Linked Image]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/EvilTwinMar/Sabretooth-1.jpg)
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Helen Keller walked into a bar............................
then a chair..................................................
then a table....................................................
To anger a conservative, lie to him. To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth.
Promoted to Turdlike status 03/17/12
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Campfire Kahuna
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An Irishman walked out of a bar...................No that ain't right they never walk out.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Ranger
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Fighting the.....urge.....can't.......help...........myself.....
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "hey, why the long face?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bartender here?"
A minister, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender ask, "what is this, a joke?"
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. The first one says, "Oh, no! I've lost an electron!". The second one asks, "are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! We don't serve ropes in here. Get out!" So the rope walks around the corner, bends down, twists around, straightens up, then musses up his hair and walks back into the bar. The bartender says, "Hey! Aren't you that rope I just threw out of here?" "Nope, frayed knot."
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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A black man, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says" Hello, Mr. President. "
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A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says " say, where did you get that?"
The parrot says "Africa, there's millions of 'em"
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a horse walks into a bar and several people get up and leave realizing the possible danger in the situation with having such a large animal in a small area.
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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