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Tonight we rocked the greatest Sammy to ever be invented. The BLT We started with Nueskes Hillsdale Applewood smoked bacon. I was up state last weekend and they were having a sale on 5 pound packages so I picked up a few. This is simply the best bacon in the free (and oppressed) world. My brothers used to work there during the winter months each year. They were paid in bacon. (no joke). This bacon is cut super thick and is smoked to perfection. http://www.nueskes.com/shop-by-department/smoked-bacon.aspxThe lettuce, Meh, its only there for the crunch. You don�t want to do anything that is going to overpower the taste of the bacon and Miracle Whip. Iceberg is just fine. Its just crunch. You will need THINNLY SLICED tomato. Now here is where some people make a rookie mistake. They will use white bread WRONG! You will want to use a split top whole wheat and toast it lightly. (your welcome) Now the order of assembly is important so you�re going to want to pay attention because this affects you. Naturally you will want an ample amount of that tangy zip of Miracle Whip on both slices (that goes without saying) Dont be a rube and settle for gooey mayo. Then you must put the bacon and the lettuce against the bread with the Tomato in the center. To do it any other way would be a mistake. DO NOT cut the sandwich. (another mistake rookies will make) There you have it. The definitive BLT with Miracle whip Sammy. I think this thread calls for a sticky.
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You're a punk sissy that's never gone bare knuckles in your miserable life hence your need for recognition..
Tell us why you've been banned from multiple forums gay boy.
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Good point. Mayo is really wrong for this sandwich. I agree. There must have been something you did good today that has earned you that tangy zip of Miracle Whip. Treat yourself.
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Your stupid faux compliments are really quite lame.
Tell us why you've been banned from multiple forums gay boy.
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No! Marble Rye is not an acceptable substitute.
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Leftovers for lunch today. Still as good.
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That's the correct order of assembly BUT - tomatoes should be thick sliced and white bread is perfectly acceptable, especially when homemade bread is used.
Selmer "Daddy, can you sometime maybe please go shoot a water buffalo so we can have that for supper? Please? And can I come along? Does it taste like deer?" - my 3-year old daughter
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I find thick sliced tomatoes tend to get pulled out (slide out during the bite) and thin ones do not.
you are correct IF its homemade bread since homemade anything is better than store bought.
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I'm going out on a here limb and saying that DIY has mastered the making of a BLT. WOW is all I can say. But I will wager a bet that the dumb [bleep] didn't use mayo.
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You would be correct. I'll bet the copious number of images of that Miracle Whip jar was your first tip off. Why would a person ruin a great sandwich with the flavorless glop that is mayo? Who does that? Smart BLT makers use that tangy zip. The point being, why settle for a so-so sammie with mayo when a great sammie is there for the taking by using MW? Treat yourself. Dont settle for low quality and sub standard mayo on your sammies. You must have done something good today worthy of treating yourself to Miracle Whip. Do yourself a favor. Your welcome.
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If you can phouck up a BLT that bad the rest of your life must be pure hell.
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LOL. Must be a guy that settles for mayo. I searched for your BLT thread but it seems you aren�t up to the task. Thankfully somebody was and he NAILED IT. Don�t feel bad, this format is not for everybody.
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You completely [bleep] up that sammich when you added Miracle Jiz but you knew that already. lol
That's ok, I'll ass shoot a dink.
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Ya got the bacon right, went down hill from there...
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A proper BLT.
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Thats s freakin huge tomato. Looks good except for using fake Miracle Whip. Why settle for mayo when the good stuff is right there for the taking?
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A proper BLT. White bread, and do I see cheese, mayo!?! The horror...
Epstein didn't kill himself.
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However, if those are heirlooms and a Jap or M Carter gyuto... bonus points.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
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A proper BLT. A thing of beauty right there. Thanks for fixing this thread!
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I'm going out on a here limb and saying that DIY has mastered the making of a BLT. WOW is all I can say. But I will wager a bet that the dumb [bleep] didn't use mayo. STFU and go make me a sammich bitch!
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