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if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Happens every day one way or another.
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“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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He must have been cooking pretty good, he set the fire alarm off 
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What a tard! Looks down and gets a face full!
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Laws of natural selection almost at work. Heard he was a conservative. Had he been liberal in his use of fuel the laws of natural selection might have worked out. Just a funny!
Never take life to seriously, after all ,no one gets out of it alive.
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TFF!
Reminded me of the black comedian Richard Prior telling the story about back when he was Free Baseing Cocaine in the 1980's
And WITF do they always run when they are on fire ?
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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Years ago, sophomore year of college, one of the prettiest girls I've ever known tried to take a flaming shot. She splashed it down her front and got burnt up real good. Chit happened quick.
Fugged her up good. Wasn't long after she hung herself.
Somber memory.
Anyway, that dumb fugger was hilarious!
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Fire is scary stuff. No room for mistakes.
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TFF!
Reminded me of the black comedian Richard Prior telling the story about back when he was Free Baseing Cocaine in the 1980's
I heard Richard telling about this on Johnny Carson one night. He said an angel told God, "God! Richard's on fire!" God said, "Well, put him out." The angel replied, "We can't catch him!"
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What a tard! Looks down and gets a face full! For my purpose I'd encouage this dumb cluck to light to fire, look down and breath real deep. Jim
"Whensoever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force." --Thomas Jefferson
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The only bad part is that I'm sure he went straight to the emergency room and had no insurance... You know the rest.
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Saw that video yesterday and haven't stopped laughing since. How stupid can someone be? Even the news casters were laughing.
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If you think about what it must've taken to make it to his age having not been taught any common sense, you realize there's a father missing. This is what happens when the family breaks down.
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Thankfully, his mom was there to advise he "git in da' showah."
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Thankfully, his mom was there to advise he "git in da' showah."
I thought she said, "Git to da choppa!" my bad...
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