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"Do you play cards, Mr. Twillie?"
"Oh, just an occasional game of Old Maid."
L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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"Do not seek the treasure"
"We thought you was a toad"
Roy
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
The Dildō Of Consequence Rarely Arrives Lubed
Waterboarding isn't illegal if you use diesel
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I'll bet someone back east is going, "Now why don't he write?" Dances with Wolves *fart* ....put dat in yer book!
Trump HAD the World, ", Trump saw our children, "
Trump saw a way to make a brighter day so he started giving
There was a choice he was making, he was saving our own lives
Its true he made a brighter day for you and me. --Trump WINS 2016
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"My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us"!
"Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes"!
"My brother's gonna schit"!
"Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna schit or is he gonna kill us"?
"First he's gonna schit, then he's gonna kill us"!
"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it". ...Spicoli...Fast Times at Ridgemont High ..Gnarly!
Trump HAD the World, ", Trump saw our children, "
Trump saw a way to make a brighter day so he started giving
There was a choice he was making, he was saving our own lives
Its true he made a brighter day for you and me. --Trump WINS 2016
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"Do not seek the treasure"
"We thought you was a toad" Oh Brother Where Art Thou? ...are any of you boys Smittys??? ...are you men from the bank? Paw told me I was supposed to shoot anybody servin papers. I nicked the census man!!
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Trump HAD the World, ", Trump saw our children, "
Trump saw a way to make a brighter day so he started giving
There was a choice he was making, he was saving our own lives
Its true he made a brighter day for you and me. --Trump WINS 2016
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"It's just that I've noticed that whenever I take a likin' to somebody, they ain't around for long."
"I've noticed that whenever you take a dislikin' to somebody, they ain't around for long neither."
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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"It's just that I've noticed that whenever I take a likin' to somebody, they ain't around for long."
"I've noticed that whenever you take a dislikin' to somebody, they ain't around for long neither."
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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But do you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen. It's the dead ni**ger in my garage.
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But do you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen. It's the dead ni**ger in my garage. Pulp Fiction Damn, this is some fine Joe. Hell, we would have been happy with Folger's instant but you give us this gourmet sh*t. Or something like that, I forget the exact lines.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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But do you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen. It's the dead ni**ger in my garage. "Do you see a sign on my house that says dead ni**ger storage? No? That's because there isn't any sign that says dead ni**ger storage."
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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TALK you unreconstructed whelp of a whore!
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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Who is that man?
Well, he's not my husband.
This sure is some good meat.
You think so? I killed this horse last Tuesday. I'm thinking she's startin to turn.
Howdy ladies. Name of Pete. I saw em first!
Hop in boys! I'm fixing to R-U-N-N-O-F-T!
Hop in boys. The water is fine.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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Who is that man?
Well, he's not my husband.
This sure is some good meat.o
You think so? I killed this horse last Tuesday. I'm thinking she's startin to turn.
Howdy ladies. Name of Pete. I saw em first!
Hop in boys! I'm fixing to R-U-N-N-O-F-T!
Hop in boys. The water is fine. O, brother, where art thou?
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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There's somethin out there major, and it ain't no man...were all gonna die.
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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I'll be surprised if anyone gets this without googling it
"Nothing burps better than bacon."
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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There's somethin out there major, and it ain't no man...were all gonna die. Predator.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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There's somethin out there major, and it ain't no man...were all gonna die. Predator. Yep, I bet I watched that movie 20 times back in the day. Great sci-fi. Ahnode at his peak. 
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"Water's wet, the sky is blue and women have secrets."
And
"Spilled my warm cup of piss."
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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There's somethin out there major, and it ain't no man...were all gonna die. Predator. Yep, I bet I watched that movie 20 times back in the day. Great sci-fi. Ahnode at his peak. Good stuff from back in those days. On a related note, I used to have a pair of small red bellied piranha named Hans and Franz, the spoof body builders from SNL. Well, Hans ate Franz or somesuch, so the survivor was renamed Arnold, or Ahnold as you put it. Had him for years 'till I downsized and sold him to a pet store. He grew to be a big dude and would have made for a couple chunky fillets if one was so inclined. 
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" "The Graduate"
If we live long enough, we all have regrets. But the ones that nag at us the most are the ones in which we know we had a choice.
Doug
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