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"And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."
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My 15 year old son just told me that joke. I was impressed that he got it...
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Here's another one for you: 20 Americans walk into an MG42. Hilarious, innit?
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Theo, you Teutonic twit, the Jew haters thread is toward the bottom of the page.
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Now I get it. Too bad it ain't funny.
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Three NAZIS walk into a BAR. How's that?
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That's what the "B" stands for... lol
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Here's another one for you: 20 Americans walk into an MG42. Hilarious, innit? No, because it has no humorous entendre. Vis-a-vis BAR=bar
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Now I get it. Too bad it ain't funny. You can pick up your skirt on the way out - wouldn't want you to trip on it.
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All the insults won't make it funny.
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Screw you humorless ninnies. My whole family is German and my dad joined the Army and went over to Europe and shot our cousins.
Lighten up a little. If I can grin about it, so can you.
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with a grandmother on one side being a Bachman and the other one being Freice , I think I'm safe when I say that's funny right there, no matter who you are.
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A black guy, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says" Hello, Mr. President".
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Now there's one that I really like....
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Just had to spell it out for the Tennessee boys.
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Screw you humorless ninnies. My whole family is German and my dad joined the Army and went over to Europe and shot our cousins.
Lighten up a little. If I can grin about it, so can you. Couldn't care less about being "correct"...it just wasn't funny. Now...if TLEE had posted it!
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Screw you humorless ninnies. My whole family is German and my dad joined the Army and went over to Europe and shot our cousins.
Lighten up a little. If I can grin about it, so can you. If it were funny , I would have But it's just not. And MORE childish insults won't change that
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