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Three Germans Walk into a BAR #9181539 09/15/14 Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 6,519 Woodland Park, Colorado WyColoCowboy OP Campfire Tracker OP WyColoCowboy Campfire Tracker Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 6,519 Woodland Park, Colorado "And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR WyColoCowboy #9181544 09/15/14 Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 6,519 Woodland Park, Colorado WyColoCowboy OP Campfire Tracker OP WyColoCowboy Campfire Tracker Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 6,519 Woodland Park, Colorado My 15 year old son just told me that joke. I was impressed that he got it... "And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR WyColoCowboy #9181822 09/16/14 Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,509 40N, 82 1/2W Theo Gallus Campfire Tracker Theo Gallus Campfire Tracker Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,509 40N, 82 1/2W Here's another one for you: 20 Americans walk into an MG42. Hilarious, innit? "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR Theo Gallus #9181945 09/16/14 Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 25,102 South Carolina MadMooner Campfire Ranger MadMooner Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 25,102 South Carolina Theo, you Teutonic twit, the Jew haters thread is toward the bottom of the page. “Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR MadMooner #9182060 09/16/14 Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,362 Clute, Texas A agazain Campfire Tracker agazain Campfire Tracker A Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,362 Clute, Texas Now I get it. Too bad it ain't funny.

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR agazain #9182611 09/16/14 Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,430 The Treasure State Dave_Skinner Campfire Outfitter Dave_Skinner Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2003 Posts: 10,430 The Treasure State Three NAZIS walk into a BAR. How's that? Up hills slow, Down hills fast Tonnage first and Safety last.

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR Dave_Skinner #9182622 09/16/14 Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 27,091 Colorado Rocky Mountains mtnsnake Campfire Ranger mtnsnake Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 27,091 Colorado Rocky Mountains Browning BAR.

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR mtnsnake #9182667 09/16/14 Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 6,519 Woodland Park, Colorado WyColoCowboy OP Campfire Tracker OP WyColoCowboy Campfire Tracker Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 6,519 Woodland Park, Colorado Originally Posted by mtnsnake Browning BAR. That's what the "B" stands for... lol "And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR WyColoCowboy #9182738 09/16/14 Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 27,091 Colorado Rocky Mountains mtnsnake Campfire Ranger mtnsnake Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 27,091 Colorado Rocky Mountains 10-4

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR Theo Gallus #9182830 09/16/14 Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 17,098 G gitem_12 Campfire Ranger gitem_12 Campfire Ranger G Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 17,098 Originally Posted by Theo Gallus Here's another one for you: 20 Americans walk into an MG42. Hilarious, innit? No, because it has no humorous entendre. Vis-a-vis BAR=bar The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR agazain #9182845 09/16/14 Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 6,519 Woodland Park, Colorado WyColoCowboy OP Campfire Tracker OP WyColoCowboy Campfire Tracker Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 6,519 Woodland Park, Colorado Originally Posted by agazain Now I get it. Too bad it ain't funny. You can pick up your skirt on the way out - wouldn't want you to trip on it. "And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR WyColoCowboy #9183071 09/16/14 Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 5,202 Eastern North Carolina Snyper Campfire Tracker Snyper Campfire Tracker Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 5,202 Eastern North Carolina All the insults won't make it funny. One shot, one kill........ It saves a lot of ammo!

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR Snyper #9183102 09/16/14 Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 12,806 BarryC Campfire Outfitter BarryC Campfire Outfitter Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 12,806 Screw you humorless ninnies. My whole family is German and my dad joined the Army and went over to Europe and shot our cousins. Lighten up a little. If I can grin about it, so can you. Islam is a terrorist organization.

Re: Three illegal wetbacks Walk into a BAR BarryC #9183122 09/16/14 Joined: May 2010 Posts: 14,950 Central Texas P poboy Campfire Outfitter poboy Campfire Outfitter P Joined: May 2010 Posts: 14,950 Central Texas It makes sense now. --- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---

Re: Three illegal wetbacks Walk into a BAR poboy #9183189 09/16/14 Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 14,040 North of Bonners Ferry ID. deerstalker Campfire Outfitter deerstalker Campfire Outfitter Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 14,040 North of Bonners Ferry ID. with a grandmother on one side being a Bachman and the other one being Freice , I think I'm safe when I say that's funny right there, no matter who you are. the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR gitem_12 #9183226 09/16/14 Joined: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,013 Louisiana 3 308ragincajun Campfire Regular 308ragincajun Campfire Regular 3 Joined: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,013 Louisiana A black guy, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says" Hello, Mr. President".

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR 308ragincajun #9183383 09/16/14 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 10,495 Western NY State 22250rem Campfire Outfitter 22250rem Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 10,495 Western NY State Now there's one that I really like....

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR 22250rem #9184064 09/17/14 Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 27,091 Colorado Rocky Mountains mtnsnake Campfire Ranger mtnsnake Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 27,091 Colorado Rocky Mountains Just had to spell it out for the Tennessee boys.

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR BarryC #9184068 09/17/14 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... J JSTUART Campfire Ranger JSTUART Campfire Ranger J Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... Originally Posted by BarryC Screw you humorless ninnies. My whole family is German and my dad joined the Army and went over to Europe and shot our cousins. Lighten up a little. If I can grin about it, so can you. Couldn't care less about being "correct"...it just wasn't funny. Now...if TLEE had posted it! These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.

Re: Three Germans Walk into a BAR BarryC #9184069 09/17/14 Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 5,202 Eastern North Carolina Snyper Campfire Tracker Snyper Campfire Tracker Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 5,202 Eastern North Carolina Originally Posted by BarryC Screw you humorless ninnies. My whole family is German and my dad joined the Army and went over to Europe and shot our cousins. Lighten up a little. If I can grin about it, so can you. If it were funny , I would have But it's just not. And MORE childish insults won't change that One shot, one kill........ It saves a lot of ammo!