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HOUSTON � A Houston rapper will take your daughter to the prom � for a price.

Riff Raff is asking parents to cough up $28,000 for the pleasure of his company.

In exchange, the rapper is offering: a ride to the prom in a Lamborghini; a week of promotion on his Twitter and Instagram; prom videos and photos; and last but not least (drum roll please) a night at "the best penthouse suite in town."

The lucky girl must be 18.

Riff Raff may be best known as Katy Perry's date to the 2014 MTV VMAs. They wore matching denim outfits. We're guessing Perry didn't have to pay him.

For $28,000, maybe he'll buy your daughter a sparkly denim prom dress.


http://www.9news.com/story/news/nat...your-prom-date-for-28-thousand/21797483/

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Yes. For a lot less than $28,000, I too, can be had.

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Anyone named Riff Raff wouldn't be taking my daughter anywhere. Stupid f*cking name.

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Originally Posted by slg888
Anyone named Riff Raff wouldn't be taking my daughter anywhere. Stupid f*cking name.

From the photo I'd say the name fits him.

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Somehow I'm thinking the "parents" of the ratchet girls wanting to go the prom with Riff Faff likely can't cop up $28k, unless they can charge it to their EBT cards.

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how about 28 Kicks in the arse....


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Is solicitation of prostitution illegal in TX?


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She could always get pregnant and recoup the money 10 fold +, I see a great investment opportunity.








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He's gonna have to end up fuggin' one ugly ass fat girl fer that kinda pay.,....I'm talkin' 3 teeth,..a glass eye,..and a mushroom patch sproutin' up outta her crotch.

For $28K he'll have to be all hugged up to her in the limo while they cruise down main street while she waves to the crowd with her fat ass fingers while makin' that "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" noise that fat girls do.

I like money as much as the next guy,...but you gotta hope that you'll get old enough to live that chit down,... and any ugly ass fat girl with a daddy that'll pay out $28K just to get her a prom date is gonna take about 400 years of livin' down.

No thanks.

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Does the price include medical treatment for whatever diseases the girl gets from him?


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I will take them for 27,000


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Poster child for birth control right there.


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Poster child for birth control right there.


Or unemployment.

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Originally Posted by slg888
Anyone named Riff Raff wouldn't be taking my daughter anywhere. Stupid f*cking name.

I bet Mr. Riff Raff will throw in a pearl necklace and cuck dear ole Dad for free


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Poster child for birth control right there.

Is that ole Chicken Legs?


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