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Here's a guy all dressed up after being talked into going to see 50 Shades of Grey by his wife.

Is that good?

Blue Velvet? Messed up in a good surrealist psycho-sexual horror kinda way.

Hoo boy.

I've had one girlfriend who became my one wife. My brother has had three wives, unmarried the last 15 years and a bunch of relationships... He's some awesome lover... I must be doing something wrong...

Kent

That's the women's sales pitch. The part that is correct is the woman's desire to absolve themselves of all responsibilities.

What is not correct is that the "man" is supposed to do whatever he wants while the woman is in his control. What the woman ACTUALLY wants is the man to do exactly what SHE wants him to do.

Just imagine if he doesn't do it "right". The evil eye would last for months....

Just another way for women to put all the responsibility on men without accepting any for themselves.

What happens? even if you had sex every day of the week for one hour... the other 161 hours happen... and they conveniently leave that out of a two hour movie.

Kent

If it were called "50 Shades of Mushroom Stamps", I might think about watching it.

Sounds like another book designed to perpetuat the differences between men and women. If women could just give up trying to keep the upper hand and maybe share a clue or 2 with their man, they'd both be better off for it. For several years I dated a woman 12 years older than me. She wasn't shy and I was eager and willing, resulting in a great sexual relationship for several years.

Some of you guys seem to be stuck on watching "Deliverance" again and again. I'm going to take the ladies to a movie that will bring out the "best" in them. Each to their own I guess....

A vibrator might help with your sexual frustration.

I am open minded, and I'll give the book another go when Haynes bring it out in their Worksop Manual format!

To bring out the best, follow my 12 step program to multiple orgasms, must be done in the exact order and if you forget and skip one like 9, you must start back at 1... only variable is slip'a'lick, vary it between 5 and 8... gotta keep it fresh for the shock value.

19.95 for preferred customers... shipped in a brown paper wrapper.

Kent

Thanks for caring, but I have my own sex life under control

I never read it. My wife reed the first book and I think maybe the second or part of it. She finally gave up because she said it was written by someone with both the writing skill and mentality of a high school girl. I'm a lot more picky about books than she is, so I didn't even start. If she wanted to go see the movie I'd be fine with that, and if it sounded like it might be good I'd go. Otherwise she could go alone or with friends.
She figured out a long time ago that putting out or not was never going to change my mind about anything. I

This is awesome. ..

I think his concern was meant for Travis

I'd probably go see it with the right woman. IOW one that was already pre-disposed to such activities as it would probably start the kettle boiling.

Have lots of female friends who read the book(s) - only the one's that already played the game got off on the content. Those that didn't - did not care for the books. Poorly written from an academic point of view.

Gotcha Lucky Travis

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