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In the aptly named wee, wee hours smile of the morning,
I was sitting here in the dark, head bowed, eyes closed,
mentally composing a notice for the bulletin board
down at The Country Store.

Suddenly aware that I wasn't alone, I looked up.
(There wasn't any sound. Not a word. Not a gasp. Not yet.)

In the back-glow of his tiny flashlight, I saw a man
standing about two or three feet from me.

I turned-on the light with the line switch beside my knee —

and put a Hell of a load on the cinching strength
of my friend Ray's sphincters.




BACKGROUND —

• My first stroke (July 2001) paralyzed my epiglottis,
so I can not lie on my back lest the mucus and saliva
that would ordinarily drain into my stomach
would instead drain into my lungs and show me
very dramatically how painful prolonged death can be.
So I have to “sleep” (or try to) sitting upright in my recliner.
(Haven't been able to get used-to my hospital bed.)

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

• Back in November, as Ray L, former VP at Morgan Stanley Dean Witter,
was touring the West in his motor home, his transmission went kerflooey
just outside Quemado.

While he's been arranging to get the transmission removed, shipped off
to be rebuilt (under warranty), and shipped back, all of which has been
taking disappointingly and frustratingly long, Ray has been living
in his motor home while it's immovably parked in my front yard.

He works the foreign money markets — most notably those in Japan
and Australia — on-line during the predawn hours here in the US.
He occasionally comes into the house to use the telephone —
usually when I'm still up very late or after the sun has come up.
He comes in quietly, so as not to disturb whatever I'm doing.

The other night was the only time when he has come inside in the dark.

And very likely will be the last! smile


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Damn.

That could take years off of someone's life...

Glad it ended well.


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Glad he was "a friendly", Ken, and good to hear from you.

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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Damn.

That could take years off of someone's life...

Glad it ended well.

Yep.

Nice that toilet paper is cheaper'n ammo.

And quieter.

And cleaner.

smile


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Yup.


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Originally Posted by Ken Howell

Nice that toilet paper is cheaper'n ammo.

And quieter.

And cleaner.

smile


used ammo smells better.

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Glad that ended well.


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I wonder if he would have recognized the sound of the safety clicking to the off position on your .45?


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Good morning, Ken - and thanks for the chuckle!


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Heart exercise is good. You just saved him the trouble of work out to get his heart beat up there. He should thank you. grin


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Glad everyone involved is OK. miles


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Well, been to you place many, many times Ken - wow. For certain I will knock loud - and give a shout - henceforth.


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That would certainly scare the schitt outta me wink

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Years back I was in some sort of bonding inservice for the school that required me to stay overnight at this retreat center maybe thirty miles from home.

Late in the night I snuck out of the mens' quarters and pushed my motorcycle down the driveway and out to the road, started it up and drove home to clandestinely cohabit with my lovely wife.

Rolled in early hours of the morning, opened the front door quietly by habit so as not to wake her, dogs didn't bark on account of it was me, I walked into the bedroom and....

.....there she is on her feet on full alert, .38 revolver in hand. She had heard an intruder in the house.

I was proud of her, but to this day she claims she very nearly shot me.

Birdwatcher


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You should remind your friend he really doesn't need depends and that it is ok, sometimes it happens to the best of men.


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Firing a shot in the air to notify you that he is coming in probably isn't an option? smile


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Call me crazy and nit-picky, but a friend staying on the property with your full knowledge and permission, one you say has come in quietly and at times very late in the past, does not exactly qualify as an 'intruder'. A good thing for both of you that no shot was fired. Perhaps a former MSDW VP ought to consider, and be able to afford staying in a motel?

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Perhaps a former MSDW VP ought to consider, and be able to afford staying in a motel?


I'm not sure if Quemado even has a motel, its sorta way out there, along a two-lane highway to somewhere else, IIRC.

Obviously, the guy will knock next time, or maybe a cowbell might work.

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I'm not sure if Quemado even has a motel, its sorta way out there, along a two-lane highway to somewhere else, IIRC.


Yes, there is a motel. I have been to Dr. Howells several times and as instructed, knock on the door and then go on in. He has always been awake, so that I did not startle him, but if I could see that he was asleep, I would probably say something, very loud, to alert him to my presence. Even a tame dog can get testy when startled out of a sleep. Hence to old saying about letting sleeping dogs lie. miles


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