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Door mats #9756929 04/12/15 Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 29,348 Ken Howell OP Campfire Ranger OP Ken Howell Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 29,348 We've all seen or heard about the one that says Nothing in this house is worth dying for. And the warning that says Don't mess with an old fart. He can't run, and he can't fight, so he'll just shoot your ass. I'd like to have a door mat that says Don't mess with an old fart who's ready to die and wants to share the ride.

Re: Door mats Ken Howell #9757145 04/12/15 Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 39,301 Oregon City, OR S Scott F Campfire 'Bwana Scott F Campfire 'Bwana S Joined: Dec 2000 Posts: 39,301 Oregon City, OR I like it! The first time I shot myself in the head... Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!

Re: Door mats Ken Howell #9757173 04/12/15 Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,872 Nor Ca. W willhunt4 Campfire Regular willhunt4 Campfire Regular W Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,872 Nor Ca. I had one that said Go Away.

Re: Door mats Ken Howell #9757243 04/12/15 Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,963 Likes: 1 Washington D dye7barrel Campfire Outfitter dye7barrel Campfire Outfitter D Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,963 Likes: 1 Washington While dating, my wife bought me one that said "leave". Still have it in the basement. I put it on her side of the bed from time to time.

Re: Door mats Ken Howell #9757391 04/12/15 Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 732 Lacombe, Alberta, Canada H highwayman Campfire Regular highwayman Campfire Regular H Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 732 Lacombe, Alberta, Canada Saw one the other day that said, "Oh no, not you again". Dave

Re: Door mats Ken Howell #9757671 04/13/15 Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,904 Likes: 3 On a raid Scotty Campfire Tracker Scotty Campfire Tracker Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,904 Likes: 3 On a raid That is a good one Ken.

Re: Door mats Ken Howell #9758103 04/13/15 Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,527 Likes: 24 Filer, ID Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,527 Likes: 24 Filer, ID "I can get free room, board, and medical care in prison. Don't tempt me." “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.

Re: Door mats Ken Howell #9758123 04/13/15 Joined: May 2003 Posts: 31,298 Likes: 11 Ogden, Utah RockyRaab Campfire 'Bwana RockyRaab Campfire 'Bwana Joined: May 2003 Posts: 31,298 Likes: 11 Ogden, Utah I bought one for a host/hostess gift quite recently. It said: We love our vacuum We have found God We gave at the office Thank you Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

Re: Door mats Ken Howell #9758273 04/13/15 Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,864 Likes: 5 Dakota Territory P P_Weed Campfire Outfitter P_Weed Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,864 Likes: 5 Dakota Territory I asked my wife is she'd like a new door mat. She said, 'No - I'll just keep you.'

Re: Door mats P_Weed #9758415 04/13/15 Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 12,639 Likes: 10 KCMO F Fubarski Campfire Outfitter Fubarski Campfire Outfitter F Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 12,639 Likes: 10 KCMO Come back with a warrant

Re: Door mats Ken Howell #9759145 04/13/15 Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,287 NW Michigan C coltchris Campfire Tracker coltchris Campfire Tracker C Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,287 NW Michigan Have one that says "Welcome, door locked for your protection not mine". Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it. Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass whoopin' NRA Life Member