A man was telling his buddy: “You won’t believe what happened last night.”
“My daughter walked into the living room and said: “Dad, cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes, do not pay off my college tuition
and take my iPhone and laptop. In addition, please take all of my jewelry to Salvation Army.”
Then she said, “Sell my car, take my front door key away from me and lock me out of your house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again.
And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone you choose.”
“Holy Smokes”, replied the friend, “She actually said that?”
The father replied, “Well, she didn’t actually put it quite like that. What she said was":
“Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We’re going to work together on Hillary’s 2016 election campaign.
