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An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for... a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'



The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times............'

Doh!!,

An old cowboy was sitting at the coffee bar when a good looking young gal came in, sat down beside him, ordered coffee.

She turned to him and asked "Are you a cowboy?"

"Well, I've herded cattle, pulled calves, cut boy calves, branded stock, doctored for worms, trained dogs and horses, mended fence, put up hay all my life. I guess I am."

"Well, I'm a Lesbian", the gal says. "I think about women before I get up in the morning, in the shower, driving to work, at work, in the evening - all the time!"

Silence fell as they sipped their coffees.

A young man came in, took the other seat next to the old man, ordered coffee,.

"Are you a cowboy?", he asked.

The old man took a sip of his coffee then replied, "Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a Lesbian!"