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1. Lie
2. Be honest.
3. Not talking to them.
4. Talking to them too much.
5. Not showing any emotion.
6. Showing too much emotion.
7. Breathing.
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
Robert E. Howard
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"The 375HH is the greatest level of power you can get for the investment in recoil." (JJHack)
79s and losttrail, biggest waste of air.
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I was gonna add breathing to the list, but i see I don't need to...
Even my liberal sister had an epiphany about this not long ago. I was so proud of her. She said " if it weren't for sex, men would have nothing to do with women, and if it weren't for children, women would have nothing to do with men"
True Words.
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Yep. My first thought. If youre breathing, youre doing it wrong.
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Failing to walk on water has been my downfall before.....
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The dreaded "Honey, can you rub my back"...
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I was gonna add breathing to the list, but i see I don't need to...
Even my liberal sister had an epiphany about this not long ago. I was so proud of her. She said " if it weren't for sex, men would have nothing to do with women, and if it weren't for children, women would have nothing to do with men"
True Words. I'm pretty sure women want sex as much or more than men, but they have the luxury of pretending they don't, as its generally pretty readily available to them. Women want you to want them, and assume that you do. If you don't, and they realize that, it seems to mess with their heads pretty good and they get quite irate. If you look at the general behavior of women, it pretty closely mimics the behavior of anyone who's been given too much power and almost zero accountability. I'm not convinced they are as complex as we've been led to believe. One thing I'm quite sure of, the vast majority of women care most if you think they are attractive. As long as you find them attractive, they don't mind if you think they are also a class A bitch. If you find them unattractive but a wonderful person, they would rather have it the other way around.
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I was gonna add breathing to the list, but i see I don't need to...
Even my liberal sister had an epiphany about this not long ago. I was so proud of her. She said " if it weren't for sex, men would have nothing to do with women, and if it weren't for children, women would have nothing to do with men"
True Words. I'm pretty sure women want sex as much or more than men, but they have the luxury of pretending they don't, as its generally pretty readily available to them. Women want you to want them, and assume that you do. If you don't, and they realize that, it seems to mess with their heads pretty good and they get quite irate. If you look at the general behavior of women, it pretty closely mimics the behavior of anyone who's been given too much power and almost zero accountability. I'm not convinced they are as complex as we've been led to believe. One thing I'm quite sure of, the vast majority of women care most if you think they are attractive. As long as you find them attractive, they don't mind if you think they are also a class A bitch. If you find them unattractive but a wonderful person, they would rather have it the other way around. sounds bout right......run across a couple women with sex on the brain as much as me.....they are fun 
A serious student of the "Armchair Safari" always looking for Africa/Asia hunting books
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Attractive, unattractive...
All cats are grey in the dark.
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1. Lie
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3. Not talking to them.
4. Talking to them too much.
5. Not showing any emotion.
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7. Breathing.
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Trump HAD the World, ", Trump saw our children, "
Trump saw a way to make a brighter day so he started giving
There was a choice he was making, he was saving our own lives
Its true he made a brighter day for you and me. --Trump WINS 2016
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220 Swift still king.
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1. Lie
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3. Not talking to them.
4. Talking to them too much.
5. Not showing any emotion.
6. Showing too much emotion.
7. Breathing.
8. Making suggestions 9. Solving problems [bleep] I won't sleep tonight after that image....
It's about like this:
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"NAZI!!!"
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Married women can't stand to see their husband doing nothing(rest/relax). Soon as he hits the chair or couch the wife starts with the list of things she wants done. Seen a comedian do a bit on this, so true.
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Question: Is it true that married men live a lot longer???
Answer: No, it just feels that way.
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If a man is alone in the woods and says something...
Is he still wrong?
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Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
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Married women can't stand to see their husband doing nothing(rest/relax). Soon as he hits the chair or couch the wife starts with the list of things she wants done. Seen a comedian do a bit on this, so true. My dad is one of the hardest working men I've ever met. If he wasn't pulling extra shifts for overtime, he was probably out back cutting, splitting and stacking firewood. On the rare occasion that he tried to sit down on a Sunday afternoon and watch a football game, my mom would invariably choose that time to haul out the vacuum cleaner and drown out the game.
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I was thinking "Everything", but "Anything" will work.
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If a man is alone in the woods and says something...
Is he still wrong? By the very fact that he is a man, yes.
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"The Warden' said that breathing was the first thought in her mind!
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
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