Name survey-
My worst was Tina.
Or Tami.
Or the other Tami.

So, two votes for Tami, one for Tina. Yours?

Aren't they all crazy???

Tina, tall blonde, lots of fun? I think I know her.

Krystal

Loretta. What a psycho! I luckily escaped that one before it got to the nuptials point. Funny thing is the one I met and married soon after is named Etta. In 25 years I've never made the mistake of calling her by the wrong name.

Short blonde. No, not alot of fun as it turns out.

There's the fun crazy chicks,..and then there's the others.

The ex was one of the others.

Very bright and always played her cards close to her chest. I found that interesting for a long while. But as time wore on, I gradually learned that a man was a means to an end for her,...and once the goal had been realized, she had no further use for them.

That in itself wouldn't have been so bad,...but her method for ridding herself of the no longer needed accessory was to drive it crazy by using her high IQ to construct a never-ending series of devious schemes,...to the extent that it became second nature for her to do so.

Man,...I've been to the mountain top when it comes to "crazy chicks".

Christy, gal was a real live firecracker and batschit crazy. Buddy of mine almost got stabbed by this chick when she thought he was I walking through her door, I got lucky.

Martin Luther King

Mountaintop chicks require at least overnight jail time, and a good solid restraining order or two, maybe some broken appliances or windows, some body and paintwork on the sports car, that sort of thing.
Care to revise?

Yeah,...but unlike him, I couldn't see the promised land from it.

Andrea

Tina 2
Tami 2
Christy 1
Krystal 1
Loretta 1
Andrea 1
Martin Luther King 1 (weird name for a chick)

Not if they're creative.

I meant jail time and restraining order for you friend, not her.

Yeah,...but that would have been playing right into the game.

Fortunately, I'm a fairly level headed guy,..even when both of my eyes say "tilt".

I-am-glad those days are over.

Jayda. She affirmed my belief that the crazier the woman, the better she is in bed.

There is a point though, where the crazy is too much to offset ANY amount of awesome in the sack.

YMMV

Crystal. Short Blond Army chick who had just returned for a tour in Korea.

Consuelo

Jenny

Janay

I drug that one up from the early 90's.
She was a wildcat in the sack but crazier than a schitthouse rat out of it. I had to change a phone number because of her.

Tracy,staight up "bunny boiler".

Gina,pill popping drunk and crazy as a chit house rat.There is a special room in Hell warming up for her.

Add 'em to the list
Tina 2
Tami 2
Christy 1
Krystal 1
Crystal 1
Loretta 1
Andrea 1
Martin Luther King 1 (weird name for a chick)
Jayda 1
Consuelo 1
Jenny 1
Janay 1
Tracy 1
Gina 1
Kalila 1 (that's gunna come up in a Google search!)

Kalila.








.......I'd rather not talk about it.

Damn this thread is dragg'n up memories...
I took that crazy chick to LasVegas and she almost got us kicked out of Circus Circus. She was trying to give me a handy under a Caribbean Stud table. She was a NUT+P !!!

Add another Tracy to your list.

Hey, this is getting labor heavy!

Yeah, I had a Tracy too.

Mary-- a few years later I saw her on an episode of cops, gone from wacky to full blown nuts.

Whiner!

I friend of mine dated a girl who was in the first or second "Girls Gone Wild". She was off the charts hot, and crazy....wish I could remember her name...

I dated this exact woman too, Bristoe. Out of curiosity was she a January/February birthday?

Bat schitt crazy and/or double-bag fhugly.
In no particular order
Nancy P
Hillary C
Debbie W-S
.... Gguess you can throw in Monica L too..

Tracks is winning so far..celebrity nuthouse! Mine was a combination of many things and shall go unnamed. That skeleton needs to stay in the closet

no,...september

Well, so much for a discernible pattern.

Crazy come in all shapes, sizes.....and seasons, it would appear.

I also had to finally get away from that exact behavior you described. Out of steam to fight and disprove it.

Becky.

She was crazy and dumb to boot. She could give a good one though.

I discovered in grade school, life is too short to waste it on crazy chicks. At the first sign of lunacy, I was gone and never looked back.

There might have been a couple close calls, but I insisted "Homey don't play them games."

Susan, bi-polar and passive aggressive.

I must be lucky; I've never met a crazy woman.

You are either very sheltered or full of more schitt than a Christmas turkey.

Katherine.


I have danced with the Devil. She had excellent attorneys.

"Screamin' Jean" from W. Va.

Woke all the neighbors


'Nuff said..

Martha. My first ex wife, mother of my two kids. Poster child for BiPolar disorder, and a certified loonie.

Jill

Luann. Unfortunately it took me a few months to figure out just how friggin' looney she really was.

We met one tending bar while up deer hunting near Pine River. Never did get her name, but the legend of the Green Toothed Hag lives on. Let's put it this way-she closed the bar and opened for business. Thankfully, not with us.

Erika
Aleta

Been around 2;

Melody, threw a coffee table once!!

Kim, saved rubbers..... yep full blown nuts!

Ought to be mandatory for Bi Polar to be tattooed in red on the forehead.

Told it before - her name is / was Katie and she was a dark redhead. Was in college. She was the best in the sack ever ( yeah I know - but this was the best ).

Woke up about 4 AM one Sunday morning in her dorm room after a hard night of partying and sex. Chick was sitting with her knees drawn up to her chin and she was rocking back and forth. Said she loved to watch me sleep and she wanted to watch me sleep forever. That's when I saw the scissors lying beside her.

I hit the bricks running. Left a new pair of Puma's and my high school football jersey behind.

But damn, what I would not give for one more night with that chick.

Strangely enough a large percentage of men and women do not end up with the person who was their "best sex ever". This exact subject led to a very long, long, conversation one night at a party. There was some really PO'd husbands and wives when it was all over.

Crazy chick survey�..Rick doesn't have enough bandwidth...

I don't want to say I've had the best sex ever, not yet anyways.....

I'll bet there were some sofa sleepers after that, for a few nights.

It's true though. Sometimes it's just not worth the price of admission you are paying.

As married people, unless they cheat or remarry I think there is a fair chance that sex as it is after 15 or 20 years with their partner is pretty much going to stay the same. So, excellent, good, bad or whatever, it will be what it is. This does not include of course single people, cheaters, or couples who partake of sex outside their main relationship with their partner's permission.

+ 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

When they tell you that they voluntarily committed themselves to a mental institution, underwent psychiatric treatment for years, and have to take meds daily to control the crazy ...


RUN

Do people just accept bad sex(is there such a thing??)? Does anyone communicate? You owe it to your partner to be all they need you to be in the bedroom, and beyond.

This. It came down to a choice between incredible pleasure and fulfillment for both of us, and self preservation.

I know many women who do. Sad, very, very, sad.

Open this up as a thread, and see what happens.

A German red head named Kira...crazzzzzzy...but a cum freak!

Without a doubt....

By the same token, the most fantastic in bed was nowhere near the most beautiful.

Nor was the most beautiful anywhere close to being someone I wanted to spend the rest of my days with...

fixed IT.

JMO, but crazy has nothing to do with the bedroom. Most guys dont have a clue in that aspect. "Man, she wont do such and such a sex act" Oh she has, and she will, just not for you. Some might be a little slow on the draw but they all come up to speed eventually.

Shouldn't her imaginary name be Leslie?

If I were a young man today, I would want a woman's complete medical/psych history before the second date.

The craziest I have ever encountered were named Marshalle, Misty, and Michelle.

All three nuttier than squirrel schit.

Mine was a Karen. Beautiful and Sh. House rat crazy. This chick could out lie Harry Reid in a rout. When I first met her, she made a point of telling me she had only had sex three times. I thought that was a little odd for a divorced 27 yr., but I eventually found out the three times was with Atlanta, Savannah, and the 24th Infantry division.

I can imagine okok fantasizing that you run into a prognosis of early Alzheimers.

really crazy chick

http://dallas.culturemap.com/news/c...ow-michele-williams-murder-husband-greg/

I'm right with ya, brother. Your divorce sounds like mine. A cogent argument could be made CA family law encourages divorce; it certainly discourages remarriage. My ex was in it for money. And she was good with lying like hell to get it. It is an often repeated refrain that in CA family law, the best liar wins. I've been told countless times that it's a game. And family law lawyers wonder why even other lawyers have no respect for them. But then again, a person would have to be better than half-whacked to want to "earn a living" by destroying families.

I know of two divorced women in Orange County, one knocking down 20k a month and another 18.5k a month. Under CA law, they'll get it for life unless they remarry. So why would either remarry? They cougar prowl for arm candy.

Another screwed up her chance of hog riding on high. She filed in the wrong state. Had she filed in CA, she'd of been looking at 17.5k a month. Keep in mind that these are only women I know of. Assuredly there are many others.

Is there any wonder why women with access to wealth move to CA, establish residency, and then file for divorce here?

How is it that forcing men to work for the sole benefit of their former spouses is not slavery?

I used to date a whack job. She was up front about wanting to marry again (she's twice divorced) for money. I told her that she ought to keep her yap shut lest people peg her for what she is: a prostitute. Due of legality of marriage, she might be able to feign respectability.

All women speak in 'code'. It's especially hard for someone like me who tends to take everything said at face value at first. I can't stand 'code talkers' in women. That may be why I've reached the point that I don't even like to be around them.

Ouch....

What is this bad sex you speak of?

Her name will never be mentioned again.

Sandra, beautiful tall indian chick, took a cut at me one night after a party, I threw her across the couch arm rest and spanked her crazy ass, the stories of injuns and tekillya are true.

Woke one night in bed to see her standing beside me in a negligee with about 20 candles already lit and holding my Glock 21 , I managed to slap the gun from her hand only to have it go between the 2x4's and sheetrock and fall to the floor inside the bedroom wall. lol

I hired a carpenter the next day to get my gun and fix the wall, packed my chit and left.

Erin, Kristin Amy


Erin was a drunk and would constantly call her ex and start crap.

Kristin was a Brunette who judging by her ex husband liked abuse, she also enjoyed masturbating with the barrel of a shotgun

Amy was just an all out freak, horror movies made her horny

You just didn't recognize her but you've met some.

+1

But Loretta was far past just crazy

Mary and Staci. Stories are too long to tell, and they might say the same for me.

Us men need a way to break the 'code'. Here is just a small start:

If women talk about giving another woman a shower - it has nothing to do with getting wet.

If women talk about chemistry - it has nothing to do with hydrogen, sodium ... etc.

Alisa
Holly

The second one became a full blown stalker. If I wrote it all down, I'll bet I could sell it to Hollywood. I still get cold sweats when I think about some of the things that happened.

Nah, I don't wish harm to anyone on this board, I haven't been exactly a choir boy myself. :>)

You were lucky she wanted you to see it coming.

Dude�we have GOT to spend more time together at the next pig hunt! I'll tell you about Patty��whom even my mother referred to as " The Duchess of Doom".

code phrases:
"I need my space"
"you are smothering me"
"we have an emotional disconnect"

translation:

I have found another guy.....

"Going Out Dancing" invariably refers to the Horizontal Mambo.

FC

Jaci, wasted several years of my life, and remained bitter for a time after.

Every chick I ever met was at least a little crazy, how many names do you have room for?

Like a good friend told me long ago:

"They are all F'n crazy! It's just a matter of time..."

This statement is so true but if they are a good one, they will out grow the crazy and the need to change you and become your best friend.

I've had some NUT JOBS in my day. I could write a book.

In my younger days I was rather outspoken about my opinion of females and their reasoning abilities,or lack thereof. As you can imagine, this did not in any way enhance my standing with them. So,I didn't get too many crazy chicks coming my way...something about telling a crazy chick she's dumb as shixt tends to leave them feeling rather less than amorous.

Eventually I learned to keep my mouth shut and just nod and smile at the their inane blathering. That helped a little bit, but not as much as I had hoped.

Still, I figured out that they are essentially pretty much the same, and not a one could do anything special enough to be worth putting up with a bunch of crap. I got lucky and got one of the uncraziest ones around. She's still a bit nuts, but sane enough that she knows she's a bit nuts! That helps a bunch.

If you are at a house party and you walk into the kitchen to find your date sitting on the stove and she asks "where's my camera?" And you answer "I don't know." And she screams "Don't tell me to [bleep] off!" Run like hell, kid.

That was right out of high school, about 30 years ago.

Being a gun owner, and considering the Lutenberg Amendment, there is no room in my life for crazy.

Angela
Lisa
Lisa (another one)
Sherry
Missy

I'm easy to get along with. Still see a lot of girls I knew before and we're friends. If I see any of those listed above I'm heading to the exit as fast and as quietly as I can hopefully before they see me.

Have meet a lot of crazy bishes. Never dated them.

My great aunt gave me some sound advice the day I left for college. She told me "choose your friends carefully and never date a girl you wouldn't want to marry."

Add a Brenda and a Liz to the list- both bi-polar and bat-[bleep] crazy but would/could fill every one of your sexual desires..

Black Betty from Birmingham.

LOL, something very bad was gonna happen there, quick.

Dude�we have GOT to spend more time together at the next pig hunt! I'll tell you about Patty��whom even my mother referred to as " The Duchess of Doom". [/quot

10-4 'Gwe, sounds like we'll be discussing both Four and two legged dogs over smoke and whiskey.

Add a Cynthia.

I've never met a good one of those.

FC

Add another Tina to the list. The Ex-wife.

How much time we got?



Travis

I've been waiting for this...

My Ex wasn't crazy, just evil.
She made me crazy for a while.

My fingers would bleed before I got started.




Travis

Flave�yours is too easy. If they would go out with you at all, they're batschitt crazy�.

Truer words...



Travis

Jo Ann

Frankly,

I made all women crazy

Snake

Shari

Her name wasnt Alexandra by chance ? 6 feet tall , blonde, of German and Polish derivation?

I dated the girl named Missy. Full blown bat$hit. Built perfect pretty face and was a f'n lunatic. All my friends were like man I can't believe your cutt'n that. The sex was awesome but in the end no sex no matter how awesome or how often was worth putting up with that crazy mother f'r. I don't miss her at all.

Kelly
Bobbi
Donna

Kelly was fun crazy...throw your hands in the air and yell wahoo because it will soon be over.

Bobbi couldn't sort reality from fantasy so I had no chance but she defied the laws of gravity by standing upright.

Donna made me wonder if every pair of headlights pointed in my direction straddled a grill with my name on it. Found out later that she had been committed which only reinforced my worries.

gretchen couldn't figure out anything in life, and made me nuts

erika slept with my best friend. who obviously wasn't my best friend.

cynthia- just run of the mill batschit crazy.

Misty- owned all kinds of daggers and swords and weird schit- was into the occult- but wow what sexual energy!

angela- actually WAS medically found to be crazy. scary.

hmm. maybe i don't pick 'em so well lol

There was Debbie....Never date a woman whose been married five times!

Until I bumped one up I never bothered to get to know any of them; only wanted one thing. I'm pretty sure most of them felt the same about me.

Like throwing a 2X4 down a hallway ??

No�I think he's intimating that five failed marriages may not have been totally the fault of the guys involved.


I think I know this Debbie�.

They are ALL CRAZY!!!

Judy, mega tease.

Julie, psycho.

Priscilla, there isn't room here to explain her.

This thread is just wrong.
Women should be on a pedestal, not demeaned.



I saw one on a pedestal......
At a bachelor party......
Dancing......
Naked.....
Frosting......
Breasts the size of Mt. Rainer........
Drunk......
and worldly.......
For $100, I learned a lot.

She was a wonderful teacher and she cared about everyone.
Christy.

Vickie-- required a restraining order. I also had to change my phone number.

Two of the husbands died. One was an ex. She also had a daughter die. Her father died in prison. She couldn't keep a job...
My fault for dating her for a year. Thank God I didn't marry her!

No false advertising on ol� Andrea. ....

Women accept it for some reason. I can't tell you how many of them have told me that they were in marriages where is was awful. It seems as though it's men who refuse to learn or don't listen to their wives.

high_country,

She'd be easy to cross off anyone's list.

Well, you do know a Debbie, in a round about way