My sister is a techno-freak.

When it became the norm, she thought texting was fabulous. My retort of course is that its ridiculous,you have a PHONE in your hand!

Now, to take the sublime to the ridiculous, she has " Speech Texting" where you speak into the phone..... and it writes out and sends a text of what you said.



That kind of schitt makes blood squirt out of the corners of my eyes!


"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe