If a woodpecker was pecking on my house his pecked wouldn't be working no more that I tell you for a fact
I've no doubt you'd break the law, any law at all if you thought you wouldn't get caught (by your own admissions).
Would you also compound your unlawful, unethical behavior with utter stupidity by bragging about it on an open forum on the Internet?
There are two hints there, going all the way back to the OP.