Well, mine is sitting in jail right now (it's been over a year) for running over her new boyfriend and killing him. She just had some kind of hearing to see if she should be eligible for bond and the hearing officer said something like, "We can't have someone with known mental issues released back onto the streets of our community." I got a chuckle out of that, not just because she will continue to sit her butt in jail but that they didn't realize until after she killed someone that they'd had someone as crazy as her running the streets all along!
So I guess the question is..."Why did you marry her in the first place??"
Well, I married her because she wasn't crazy at the time. As I look back on it, it was a progressive thing that happened slowly over several years and she just got worse and worse until I couldn't take it anymore. At the end, she couldn't figure out why I was carrying my pistol with me everywhere I went, but it was because she was crazy enough to hire someone to take me out. After I divorced her, she just got more and more loony to the point that people were afraid to approach or talk to her. She was usually pretty meek around me since she knew I was the one person she couldn't buffalo. Hell, during the divorce her woman attorney came to my attorney and told him that we needed to end the negotiations ASAP since she could not take spending any more time around my ex since she was "crazy". HA!
We won't even get into all of the times she has sued me for money owed to her that just wasn't true. Fortunately I married a much better looking lady who also happens to be an attorney. Thank God I didn't have to hire an attorney to defend me!
