Originally Posted by Oldcoot
I have friends that just eat (or drink) gravy. One is 88 years old years. I ask him if he was in WW II and he said "Hell I won the Damn thing". Gravy hasn't hurt him yet!


I had heart surgery in '98. Before they would let me go home I had to attend a class on the "do's and don'ts" post surgery.
At one point the nurse stated "this is Georgia where gravy is considered a beverage." I see now Georgia isn't the only place.


Never try to teach a pig to sing...
...it wastes your time and annoys the pig!