Customer: "Man I love the .375 Ruger! You know what I really love about it though?"

Me: "Yep, great cartridge! What makes it so special to you?"

Customer: "I love the .375 cuz in a pinch you can also shoot "7 em em" in it! Yep, you can!"

Me: "Uhhhh...no you shouldn't!"

Customer: (now walking away) "You sure can, just shouldn't unless you have to."

Some people just leave me speechless...