Yowsuh, Ivanka! Shake yer bootie!
Now, Trump once said that if she weren't his daughter he might want to date her.
Well she isn't my daughter and I would like to "date" her.
Wait a minute, she's married. But she converted to Judaism.
What is the Jewish attitude towards marital infidelity? I need to find out.
By the way, who is that running around on the tarmak with her red blouse, not tucked in. Is that UN Ambassador Nikki Haley?
Good Lord she looks like the house maid.
Nikki, either dress up for the occasion, or get on the plane and vacuum the floors and wash the windows. What in the world?
