Hey, guys,

My grandfather was a career Air Force officer, and the last few years of his career (back in the 70's) he was stationed at Charleston, SC, where there's also a large Navy presence. One day at one of the military golf courses, two cars were in a small fender bender. The Air Force major who had actually caused the accident jumped out of his car, and said to the other driver "I'm Major _____, what's your rank?" The other guy replied "Captain." The Major said "Well, I guess we know whose fault this accident is then!" To which the other guy replied, "Captain, USN."

The Major said "It was my fault sir."

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Hadn't thought of that in years, but just remembered my grandfather telling me that and laughing his a$$ off. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Liam