A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
My dogs don't even own bikes... BADA BING!
How do we know the earth isn't flat?
If it were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it. And a rimshot!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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