**THIS IS A FNN NEWS ALERT**
Willy Wonka....was a Nazi War Criminal!!
UNBELIEVABLE! Yes, 70+ years after the Wars end, its come to the Worlds attention that Willy Wonka was a Nazi follower and War criminal, with the entire story now able to be told.
I mean, its all right there in the movie!!
Watch it, and see for yourself.
Lets examine some .....controversial....anonymously sourced.... "facts".
Locked behind his big iron gates, Wonka quietly went about "experiments" and "creations" after the War.
The whole factory (read Lab) sealed off from prying, but exhausted eyes after the World conflagration.
He settles on chocolate and confectionaries, post-war, so the story goes, after his factory made bullets, bombs, and airplanes there for the Reich during WWII, sure as Heinz has 57 varieties.
And where did he get that limp?? Goose-stepping through Eastern Europe, perhaps, hmmm??
So for 30 years afterwards, Wonka successfully reentered normal life as a business man, similarly like other Nazi participants, escaping his wartime past and crimes, making sweet wonderful treats
"for the children" (we've heard this justification before, havent we?)
Then In 1971, after escaping Nazi Hunters and prosecution, he suddenly
opens his factory in an "act" of charity and good will??
....Reeeeally? Why?
Its safe to assume he needed the capital from the Gold Ticket contest he held - folks buying up millions of Wonka bars - with an aim to divest himself of his business holdings, deny his war-time participation history, and use the money
to flee the Country!There had been previous hints of Wonka's dark doings:
The street cleaner outside Wonkas factory gate accidentally foreshadows the sinister goings on inside ...
...."nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out!"
....and in the background,
a smokestack!....(switch on menacing stain music tape, now!)
Ah-HA!
Meanwhile, nobody in the surrounding town would confirm or deny the inner workings of the Wonka factory..... .....sounding familiar?
Ah-HA! HA!!
And Slugworth?..oh that Slugworth! Nothing screams Gestapo or SS, like a man dressed in a full length black leather jacket, recording "interviews", and stalking folks attempting to take their gold....(-en ticket)
Am I right?!- Am I right?!!So just what was behind those gates?
Inside, the huge factory was basically set up as various confectionary-related booby traps for investigating eyes, and industrial machinery converted from its war-time purposes decades before:
A "suck-up pipe"?? ...abject cruelty...
(it's no coincidence the first child liquidated was the double-agent, West German spy, Augustus Gloop,
heir to the International Gloop Modeling Agency of hot, full figured, curvy models,
NEW YORK-PARIS-DUSSELHEIM, GR.-KENOSHA, WI.) ...An "eggdicater" garbage chute??, sorting out the good from bad?
(Read as Aryan from Non-Aryan)...
....a "de-particle-izer"??, able to breakdown material and people and shoot them from one end of the factory to another in tiny bits and pieces???
.....Pretty handy for zipping war machinery and troops around, once all the trains were bombed out, and air supremacy was lost.
...Wangdoodle?... Hornswoggler??... Snozzwanger???
Sounds like Wehrmacht, Fallschirmjager, and Einsatzgruppen to me, no?
....a "complete meal in pill form"??
I believe this is what killed Hermann Goering in his cell!!
..the "Everlasting Gobstopper"??
Sinister, Wonka experimental tool that made German troops into
candy-cane- like crack addicted "super-soldiers" who fought without food or sleep.
"You can suck em and suck em..." ...and still go on blitzkreig-ing.
