Jeff, it certainly made me laugh - and made a mess. Even after a good cleaning I have a couple of sticky keys!
I got the both the humor and truth in your message. I'm not fond of fireforming either, but with multiple 280AIs I find it necessary. Even though each chamber was cut with the same reamer and the same head-space gages used, fireforming allows me to dedicate brass brand X to rifle X, brass brand Y to rifle Y, and so on. That's not to say that I haven't bought my fair share of Nosler 280AI brass though.
