Be-nock-yu-lerz
Noun
Local term referencing peculiar use of empty liquor bottle where indigenous people close one eye and hold said empty liquor bottle bottom's base to their open eye in aiding wayward whale identification at great distances. Generally use of said hi-tech gear may cause users to confuse bright white colored with bumps on their heads and one quarter the size with the generally accepted visage and shape and size of the great whales.
Thanks, I have not laughed that hard in a long time!
