Recently I frustrated a gal at the hospital. I'm 5'7" and about 155 pounds. And I'm 73 years old. I told the lady, "Today I self identify as a six foot tall black girl." I guess they are instructed to not call security to have someone like me hauled off to the luny bin. She was startled but sort of kept her composure. I laughed and told her I was kidding and wanted to see her reaction. Then I cooperated with her normal questions.
