We had some jackass running I-84 from Boise to Baker City Or some years ago stopping at the rest areas and plastering the walls with his feces. A fellow I knew well was working for ODOT and was unfortunate enough to have the job of cleaning up behind this A-hole.

I had my kids, toddler age, at the local shopping mall when they hollered for a potty break. I took them into the men's room and nearly vomited on the floor. The Mad Shatter had hit the mall. I had to take the kids out to the car and drive down to the Dairy Queen to find a bathroom.

Someone taking a crap on the lawn is pretty minor compaired to what I have seen a couple of truck drivers do to my bathroom in the warehouse at work.


People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.