Have a cousin who’s wife is like that. One time on vacation cross country skiing with my wife of the time, the room reservations got mixed and we only had one room. I was with his wife, another female Cousin and my wife all in the same small room. After a couple long days of skiing we decided to turn in early.
The small room was pitch dark and I heard a sigh from the other bed with the two other girls. I said, there is a tired sigh. To which my Cousins wife replied, “No, it’s just nice to go to sleep without Bob yanking on my tits”. That started the uncontrollable laughing from all, and soon we were all up and opened a bottle of wine.
Gold medal time.
