What the h ell am I doing wrong?

I've been reading posts for about an hour and just posted this from my Android phone. And not one pop-up to screw up my day...?????

It's official. I missed the selfie deadline so I'm Maser's sock puppet because rene and the Polish half of the fubar twins have decided that I am.

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