A couple are at the airport in Phoenix, awaiting their flight.
They are dressed in heavy boots, parka, scarf, mittens,
and all ready to head home to the Canadian winter.
An older American couple standing nearby are intrigued
by their manner of dress.
The wife says to her husband, "Look at that couple.
I wonder where they're from?"
He replies, "How would I know?"
She counters, "You could go and ask them."
He says, "I don't really care. You want to know, you go ask them."
She decides to do just that, walks over to the couple and asks,
"Excuse me, I’ve noticed the way you're dressed and
I wonder where you're from?"
The Canadian farmer replies, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."
The woman returns to her husband who asks,
“So, where are they from?"
She replies, "I don't know. They don't speak English."


Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps


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