Me, I just call a spade, a spade. ...
About those spades...
There was a construction site next to a convent. Workers being who they are, the language was pretty rough. Some of the nuns in the convent were offended by the language and finally one young nun went to the mother superior to complain. Mother Superior listened to her complaint then said "Sister Mary, these are good, hardworking men who simply call a spade a spade."
"But Mother Superior, that's the problem. They don't call a spade a spade. They call it a f...king shovel."
