I'll tell ya, you Yankee's sure can cook bacon which since you are from the North goes without saying that you can outlook the dullards from the south.
Good pictorial and write up.
I fixed what you really were saying. Mistakingly your post almost read that I produce damn fine bacon "in spite" of being from the north when the obvious implication is that by the fact that im a northerner, its a given that I can produce some dam fine bacon. (self evident truth)
So thanks.