Homelite, Schmomelite. I can hew a tree quicker with my double-bitted axe than I could with a Homelite. A guy who would use a chain saw instead of a two man crosscut is probably
the same kind of guy who would put a scope on a 99. 
(Personally and all kidding aside, I'm glad to have attained enough "senior rank" that I can finally leave the wielding of chain saws to the young bucks. My wood cutting/splitting/burning days are far behind me, thank God!)
