Since YOU started it though .. .. we had cocker spaniels when I was growing up. Generally they slept under mom's side of the head of my folk's bed. When my sisters and I would get pissed off at mom, we'd engage in chemical warfare by feeding the dog bacon. Warm, moisty, stinky fog rises.
Anyone who thinks there's two sides to everything hasn't met a M�bius strip.
And way TMI. 
.. we had cocker spaniels when I was growing up. Generally they slept under mom's side of the head of my folk's bed. When my sisters and I would get pissed off at mom, we'd engage in chemical warfare by feeding the dog bacon. Warm, moisty, stinky fog rises.