Sounds like he needed to be looking for a casket.
Yep I’d have been tempted to stuff his azz in one and say f it you fit, if daddy don’t chop him up a bit.
Not all mind you but some funeral directors are fing vultures. Using a family’s grief and weak point to harvest more of their dollars.
I’m over that chit, cremated and no services for me thanks. Elbow to elbow my azz I’ll fit in a good coffee can not one of those stupid urns.
Everybody thinkin they have to bury their loved ones like King Tut! F that
