Crowded garden party - people packed in like sardines. Man realizes that his fly is down. Zips it up. Becomes apparent that he has zipped the rear of a woman's dress into his fly. Woman not happy. Discussion takes place. Decision made to try and sidle through the crowd and exit the backyard, go to the garage and find a pliers to extricate things in private. Good plan. Almost made it. Got outside the yard and around the corner, headed to the garage. Doberman threw a bucket of cold water on them.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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