Finnegan, drunk again goes into the confessional.

The priest waits and waits. Pretty soon he gets disgusted because Finnegan doesn’t say a word. So the priest pounds on the wall...

Finnegan yells, “Ain’t no use knocking there’s no toilet paper on this side either!”


I prefer classic.
Semper Fi
I used to run with the hare. Now I'm envious of the tortoise and I do my own stunts but rarely intentionally